Mari kenal kucheng saya

Ini entri melalut untuk mengubat rindu para penonton page ni (ye, saya tau!)

Tepat pada 1 December hari tu, saya telah mengambil keputusan drastik untuk sekali lagi mengambil seekor kucheng angkat setelah beberapa tahun casa sepi tanpa kucheng (intro tak boleh blah, APTB).

Saat perkenalan

Mama dan saya makan di Restoran Hijrah. Datang kucheng yang tak berapa nak beradap ni, terus meletakkan kedua tangannya (or kaki depan?) di atas peha saya. You know me, kucheng kan my favourite cat! So, I layan jerr, dengan penuh redha tanpa pasrah. Datang idea bernas seraya berkata "Ma, jom ambik kucing ni Ma!". Mama pelik sambil buat dunno! Bila balik, masih terkenangkan kebulatan mata kucheng tu, sungguh bulat! Sambil tekad, cuba memujuk Mama semula. Bersetuju, Mama bagi syarat - berak kencing aku bersihkan! Yahoo! Dalam kepala dah set - aku namakan dia Bulat!

Esoknya, bermodalkan orderan mihun goreng yang ntah, tak berapa nak sedap pulak, muka selamba meminta izin terus membawa pulang kucheng yang bakal kusayang. Mama pun sayang dia jugak!

Nama dia (i)

Kan tadi mula-mula nak namakan dia Bulat kan? Tapi nama tu soo kampung! Google nama kucing pulak, timbul macam-macam nama. Tapi, takde yang suits her (she's a she, anyway). Then, lastly we ended up naming her Sekuchi (or sekoci - salah satu peralatan menjahit di mesin jahit, ironi!)

Nama dia (ii)

Sekuchi a.k.a:

1. Cuci
2. Cuci baju
3. Cecuchi
4. Labuci
5. Sesuci
6. Kuch kuch ho ta hai
7. Gucci
8. Uci (Cik Dilla panggil dia Uci)
9. Sekuciku

Sekuchi yang baik lagi comel

1. Dia berak / kencing dekat toilet since her first day and never disappoint us since then, YET!
2. Dia suka berak / kencing kat pasir dia. Kadang-kadang tepi jamban, but she's still with her best choice of place to peepoop - toilet!
3. She never interrupt us while we are having our meals, like, NEVER! 
4. She is well-behaved bila berada dalam kereta, but she loves to poop dalam sangkar tu (sebagai hadiah, katanya!)
5. Mama said "makan duduk selempot" (this falls under "baik"? more to comel I guess)
6. She never likes mattress. She attempted to peepoop at my mattress, but I managed to prevent it from happening. Then since then dia tak pernah suka kat tilam - meaning dia tak tidur di mana saya and Mama tidur - good right? not so actually :-(

Sekuchi yang pelik

Kerusi tu macam nilah lebih kurang!

1. Dia suka sembunyi bawah kerusi ni. Though she's so petite, the chair fits her cutely! Kalau kena marah, situlah tempat dia mengadu! I marah2 sayang je.. nothing much to scold her for, anyway
2. Tak pelik sangat untuk kucing yang berekor kontot - selalu membersihkan diri.
3. You will not be able to hear she meows, she only purrs - cute!
4. She meows bila gatal nak kawen je, though
5. Mama said, she is weird because she eats a lot (compare to her petite size!)
6. She watched Maharaja Lawak Mega on my laptop! Well, there's a story behind it. She purred at me, wanting to lepak2 on my chest while me baring watching MLM dekat lappie. Then she positioned herself with us "face-to-face". Then, maybe she felt uncomfortable, she turned the other way around (read : her butt at my face!!). meaning secara indirectly she was watching MLM as well. Yang peliknya, when I was not even moving an inch - she jumped off when MLM habis! Funny sangat!!! But unfortunately, Mama tak dapat tengok sebab dia dah tidur, coz it happened at around 3.00 am in the morning. 

Sekuchi yang miang

Masa mula2 dia datang, dia kurang sihat - flu. Lalu, saya pun membawa dia ke doktor for some injections (read : TWO injections, kesian Cuci!) Disebabkan Sekuchi tak berapa sihat, proses pemandulan terpaksa ditangguhkan.

Disebabkan saya berholiday di Gambang, saya terpaksa membawanya ke hotel Cik Dilla (Dilla calls herself Cik Dilla when with her cat - cute!). Spike pula kucing Cik Dilla. The name says it all - jantan, nyah! Cik Dilla messaged, mula2 Uci sombong dengan Spike. Then I replied "Uci dah declare dengan Sombong, kucing jiran saya, hehe, siap comolot lagikk"

Then, when it was time to pick her up, she acted funny (or rather silly) bila sampai rumah. Rupa2nya, gatal nak kawen! She was so gedik dan miang dan meremang, akhirnya saya mengalah seraya membenarkan dia keluar rumah. Setahu saya, ada tiga ekor jantan yang mereng kat dia, haha! Kiutlah katakan!

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So, there she was. Mungkin tak lama lagi, bertambahlah umat kucing kat rumah saya! God blesses me, hehe!

Apa-apapun, dia "baik budi pekerti" dan dia paling comel.

Eh, mana gambar dia ea? Ah, nanti-nantilah I share!

Procrastination

- Apa2 asalkan bukan buat assignment

- Hasil daripada make-up bercerminkan webcam! CAKAP TERROR, sekarang jugak!!

- FYI, assignment kena submit esok before 11.59am (AM???? bukan PM????)

- ok, i nak pi bayrock dulu (apa je, asalkan bukan buat assignment!)

- last, enjoice!

MyFirstEver HomeMadeQuehRaya, EVER!!!

Dengan bangganya saya announce saya dah pandai buat queh raya. And to make it even more thriller, saya tak menggunakan normal oven (sebab when we tested it, it can't no longer be used). Instead, we use periuk serba guna; as my mom describe it. And to top it all off, rasanya memang super duper wonderlicious!!

While listening to disco songs, and wearing a silly apron, the following been-there-done-that-yahoo pictures to enjoices:

Antara yang dah siap, pending for baking

Menggigil tangan nak siapkan doh ni. One done memarut, this one more to go!

Pemarut yang sungguh kiut. Size does not matter, hasilnya 65 bijik, amekaw!

Saya kurang adil dalam pembahagian choc rice  (sebagai bukti quqoh queh tu saya buat sendri!) KAU ADA??

Ni la periuk serbaguna tu, hitam itu kan manis, kan? kan?

Another round, pending for baking

Pergh, part ni yang paling malas sekali!

Tahun ni raya ku dan raya Mamaku dan raya rakan2 ku akan lebih bermakna, mesti punya, hmmm!!

So much to do, so lil' time

Before that, tadi I jenguk2 photo orang yang pernah saya minat suatu ketika dulu - "Hmm, cute!" Well, kita akan dichop loser kalau sibuk stalk ex, tapi kalau stalk orang yang pernah kita minat - tak salah kan? TAK LOSER kan? Tulah bahananya kalau single ni. Suka nak mingle around kan? Mingle ke?

Cut the crab dan sekali lagi, ketam masak cili (dah la tu, cut the crap!)

So much to do, so little time. Ni ha, banyak benda nak buat lagi ni ha, tapi tak terbuat2:

1. Basuh kereta. Kalau kereta saya yang comel tu boleh bercakap, mungkin ni kot dialog dia, "mintak ampun tuan besar, ketiak saya dah bau hasyyem, tak dapat mandi buih, mandi kambing pun jadilah!"
2. Pam tayar. Kalau dah memang pakai tayar second ni, agak2la nak set kadar kemalasan tu. Si 'tut' tu memang, semua yang dia bagi semua secondhand, macam dia jugak! Hampeh.
3. Beli bateri jam tangan. Tadi jenjalan ngan Tina & Shaz, Tina asyik nak kenakan je kan. Asyik2 tanya pukul berapa. Masalahnya setiap masa pukul 12.30. Ha cane? Anyway, kau ada???
4. Tukar tapak kasut. Tapak kasut saya tu pun dah boleh start berdialog dah "Balik2 kena bedak dengan baja, busuklah!" FYI, tapak tu dah haus dan perlukan rawatan kecemasan, tapi saya buat bodoh je, sekian terima kasih.
5. Tak payah nak bebel panjang2. ASSingment tu bila nak siapkan? Saya reply "Alah, lek suoh, due 27hb kan? Lama lagi!" - (-_-')  +  @_@ sahaja reaksi saya~

Sumber : Google search kat sini.
Logo dia dah nak macam ala2 Starbucks dolu2 punya kan?
Kami berbuka puasa di sana tadi, best!

P/S : Thanks Shaz sebab belanja kat ITROO tadi! Appreciate it!

Review Novel : Kougar

Dah nak sebulan dah saya khatam baca novel ni, tapi disebabkan memikirkan tanggungjawab menyelesaikan assignment2 yang sangat2 ASSignment tu, saya becadang menunda entri ini sehinggalah selepas 27th August. Tai disebabkan saya agak bengong apa kata kita REVIEW duluhh

First of all, sorry kepada jejakaanggun sebab bro, Kasino lagi best bro! But yours (Kougar) is not too bad, worth reading it, all in all. But since dah hampir sebulan saya baca buku ni, mungkin ada plot2 yang saya terlupa or in Inggerisnya, ter'slip my mind' gituh. Mohon ampun.

Ceritanya beginilah ya, anak-anak:

Pada suatu hari, cut the crab dan buat Chilli Crab, makanan kebangsaan Singapura. Maaf -_-'

Kisha ni under-too (dia lebih senior, saya ni jointventure-to-be, or not!!). Semenjak umurnya dah semakin meningkat ni, taste dia agak lebih kepada oreng2 qaya chakap "anak ikan" gituh. Tapi, dia tak delah sampai nak bela anak ikan pulak kan. Suraya pulak, kawan sepejabatnya, merangkap bossnya yang dahulu garang, sekarang girang.

Kisha ni selalu terserempak dengan Azril kat LRT tapi yang ironinya, mereka rapat setelah si Azril ni boleh pulak terkerja sama tempat dengan Kisha, nak jadikan ceritalahkan! And, you've guessed it - he's way younger than her.

Kerja punya kerja, sama punya sama - mereka pun akhirnya bercinta. Perbezaan umur - no hal la bagi kedua2 pihak. Cuma mak si Kisha ni, narrow sikit; tipikal la tu.

Takkan percintaan tak ada halangan dan dugaan kan? So, dalam masa mereka bercintun2 tu, Suraya pulak gatal kenalkan Dato Emir kepada Kisha. Dato Emir ni digambarkan sebagai seorang yang romantik jugakla.

Sebelum sequel kepada perhubungan Kisha dengan Dato Emir tu, ada jugak peristiwa di mana Kisha juga ingin diperjodohkan dengan Razif. Siapa yang mandai2 tu? Mestilah mak dia! Dan mestilah Kisha menolak sebab dalam hati kan dah ada taman, dalam jiwa kan dah ada Azril.

Berbalik kepada hubungan 'kawan' antara Kisha dan Dato Emir pulak. Dato Emir ni suka sangat ajak Kisha keluar. Desakan Dato Emir tu sesekali membuatkan Kisha terpaksa akur sebab muak kot asyik call2, msg2. But, if I'm not mistaken, by their second 'dating' Dato Emir telahpun meragut mahkota Kisha. Dato kan - dia selamba je macam tak bersalah. Well, Kisha pun dah berumur, so she seems terpaksa redha, like what's done is done, but of course Dato Emir memanglah bersalah.

Unfortunately, perkara ini terbongkar disebabkan pertemuan beberapa mata antara Azril, Kisha, Suraya, Abang Mike (boyfriend Suraya) and Zara (mak sedara Azril). Nak tau apa kena-mengena Abang Mike dan Zara dalam cerita ni, baca sendiri ok! Azril yang tiba2 dikejutkan dengan berita itu terus membuat keputusan memutuskan hubungan dengan Kisha. Kesian Kisha!

Of course Kisha bersedih dengan kejatuhan dan kesakitan ditimpa tangga tu. So, bila mak di kampung mendesak dia bertunang dengan Razif, dia on je, sebab dah malas nak jadi anak tak mengenang budi. Setelah bertunang, kahwinlah mereka.

Si Razif ni duda by the way, luar nampak alim tapi....

Malasla nak cerita habis2an sebab nanti korang dah tak nak beli novel ni. Anyway, ada lagi satu watak dalam cerita ni iaitu Yusri. Siapa Yusri tu? Apa kena mengena Yusri dalam hidup Kisha? Pemusnah rumahtangga atau Kisha's life savior?

Lepas tu, siapa pulak pemuda yang cuba tackle Kisha, tapi Kisha tetap tak nak dsebabkan sebuah mimpi. Mimpi apa ek?

C'monlah, bacalah sikit. Jalan cerita dia memang menarik. Kalau cerita Kasino tu jalan cerita dia straight-forward, tapi in Kougar cerita dia banyak scene and peristiwa, and every peristiwa macam jingsaw puzzle yang kalau baca satu2, barulah terang nyata apa cerita Kougar ni.

So, jom baca!

P/S : buat assignment malas! Review cerita yang dah hampir2 lupa ni, rajin pulak!!

P/S/S : bukan lupa sebab cerita ni tak best, lupa peristiwa2 yang mencantumkan semua kisah Kisha tu aja. Cerita tetap deserves two thumbs-up!

Kata orang - biar lambat asal selamat

Kata orang - biar lambat asal selamat. Tapi, kalau buat assignment dengan lambat..Upps, maksud saya - bila buat assignment last semenet, selamat tak?

SELAMAT!

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JAWAB SELAMAT!!!!!!

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SELAMAT HARI RAYA

Ok, to date, ni entry aku paling bangang setelah membuat sesuatu yang bengong sambil preview entry dengan muka yang bengang

Masaelahnya. Ataupun. Persoalannya - Adalah saya patut menunjuk2 kebangangan saya kepada umum?

I didn't see any problem! Why is everybody so serious?

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Teka-teki : Di atas adalah symptom2 penyakit:

a) kurang juadah berbuka puasa

b) terlalu banyak consume RealStrong Fertilizer

c) kecewa kerana dah puasa ke 15, baju raya, kasut raya, beg raya belum dibeli

d) andartoo?!! (oh no)

e) All of the above (koanjaqq!!)

f) Bukan semua di atas, sebab sebenarnya ialah perempuan dalam gambar tu tension sebab assignment tak siap lagi!

Siapa dapat jawab betul, saya belanja kuih pelita sekeping!

GO FIGURE<>LALALA~~

The Body Shop Lagi (versi trytest)

Kan saya baru beli something from The Body Shop semalam kan? Jom tengok edisi trytest saya; before and after:

Before : ok, pix ni has been photoshopped Fake Tilt-Shift. Al-maklum, saya bukan model. Bila muka free from make-up - Masya Allah! 

Before jugak : Pengeditan dari Photoshop filter  - region (out of focus)

After : Sumpah tak edit! Cuma tambah watermark je

After lagikk : ni masa nak update blog - camwhore pakai laptop punya webcam. Again, besides watermarking, no other editting process here.

For all of the 'after' pictures:

- Cheeks by The Body Shop Lip & Cheek Stain

- Whole face by Maybelline Clear Smooth Extra Shine Free Foundation (Honey)

- Eyes lined by some cheapskate products (combination of liquid and non-liquid)

- Brows by The Body Shop Brow & Liner Kit

- Nose shaded by The Body Shop Brow & Liner Kit as well

- Lips by The Body Shop Lip & Cheek Stain and MoistureGlide Lipstick 06 Clover PK

Looks pretty natural kan? 

Tu saja make-up yang diapply - no eyes shadow, sebab tu nampak natural.

And I just realized that I applied rather sikit je eyebrows tu - sayang product baru kowtt?

The best experience on this trytest is when I applied Lip & Cheek Stain kat pipi, sejuknya terasa sampai sekarang. Pipi saya rasa fresh! One more thing, bila apply kat bibir then apply lipstick, tak rasa macam ada lipstick kat bibir, rasa macam Justin Bieber dowh!

All in all, The Body Shop Lip & Cheek Stain is the best! Totally recommended!!

Dahlah, The Body Shop pun bukannya sponsor anything pun! And bear in mind that this entry is with zero intention of berlagak dengan muka tak seberapa tu. Anyway, my blog ni bukannya hit pun. So, this is some kinda dear-diary gituhh. In fact, by doing this actually I'm revealing the truth ACTUALLY - that I look like nenek kebayan without make-up!!!!

p/s : muka dah comel - jom pi bazar Ramadhan~~ hehe

p/s/s : WOW, letak laptop kat 'sini' memang superb. Lighting memang the best untuk camwhoring pakai webcam, yeay!

Addicted to The Body Shop (edisi ending yang kelaod!)

Despite other well-published brands like Bobby Brown, Loreal, Maybelline and maybe perfumes from CK, Bvlgari and Elizabeth Arden; just to name a few; I am reluctantly hooked-up with The Body Shop.

Fact : I have or used to have cosmetics or perfume products from those brands (am I berlagak or whatt??)

I still remember the first time I was being introduced to The Body Shop. I was 13 years-old, Form 1 at SIGS (Sultan Ibrahim Girls School). Being at the one of the country's premier schools during those years; once we were in, we had to adapt to the culture in order to fit in. I was having a culture-shock as I was schooled at kampung area before.

No doubt SIGS was a premier school but it was for anak dato's school first. And I still remembered how loaded you would be if you have a piece of something from Converse, Nike, Adidas (even High Sierra), Mickey Mouse, Pooh (even Little Bobdog), watches from Baby-G (I got one too!), Swatches etc. Owning a Versace perfume would just do it, first class!! (no offense but this was how I saw it from my point of view).

Anyhow, The Body Shop was among the top brands as well. A lot of my seniors were carrying The Body Shop free bag that came with the purchase of The Body Shop products (undoubtedly) and they were carrying it proudly  (I know!). So, that was how I got to know The Body Shop (unlike Maybelline or MAC; which use advertisements from television and magazine as their marketing tools)

Again, anyhow, I did manage to own my first The Body Shop product - an EDT perfume, from Moonflower range, I believed it was when I was in Form 2 or Form 3. Yes, finally I also managed to go to school with those free The Body Shop bags (too bad those bags were not that attractive as those seniors').

However, after few years and after I declared that the smell of Moonflower IS my trademark, The Body Shop did something rather stupid - discontinuing Moonflower.

And I hated The Body Shop thereafter.

Nevertheless, here I am, again, purchasing my 2nd The Body Shop Dreams Unlimited Eau De Parfum (just within these few months) accompanied by other lines of products too:

1 - The Body Shop Dreams Unlimited Eau De Parfum 30ml (RM 85.00)

2 - The Body Shop Brow & Liner Kit 2 x 1.5g (RM 45.00)

3 - The Body Shop Lip & Cheek Stain 8ml (RM 39.00)

4 - The Body Shop Satsuma Soap 100g (RM 9.90)

Closed to 200 bucks kan? NOPE!!

I bought 4 items thus entitling me to get 15% discounts!! Yeay!

And  on top of that, I got (jeng jeng jeng):

RM 20.00 rebate for the next purchase!!!!!! (Help me! What to buy next? I need your kind guidance!)

Not only that!!

The bluish one is a sample of The Body Shop Dreams Unlimited Body Butter, while the pinkish I believed to be a sample of Lavender lotion or something like that (I terforgot pulak!!). The contains may be as few as just a spoonful but I feel good about it! 

Enough about bragging on my stupid way of spending my money. Let's talk about another suam2 kuku adventures (adventure?) that I had today (I mean yesterday night):

Me and boss were invited to Century Logistics but too bad I didn't manage to camwhore as I was busy panicking and thinking of what to eat next!

But, here's the invitation, nevertheless:

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Food - boo!! 

Ambiance - luxurious but our table temperature dia - a bit tak boleh tahan. Panas!

Overall - would love to be invited again in future, crossing my fingers that there will be an Open House invitation from that Dato' this coming season (hehe).

Owh before I shut down my computer and have a good rest on long-awaited weekend, here's another one:

I must admit, no matter how sucks Streamyx may be or want to be, I am happy to get this free cordless phone, it's Motorola by the way #clearthroat

PERLU KE???? (do you manage to see that on the phone screen?)

This should do it, so I'm ending my current updates with Selamat Berpuasa di hunjung minggu!

:-p

Menjelang Hari Raya

Melihat kesemangatan saya setelah mem"bungkus" duit dalam sampul duit raya (awal sangat tak? pastu, bungkus ke?),

Mama : Ni awal2 buat persiapan, nak masak2 time raya, mana duitnya? (dengan harapan saya akan bagi mak saya duit masak in advance, nak jugakkk)

Saya : Tengoklah Ma. Kalau dapat gaji awal nanti, saya bagilah. 

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Saya : Agak2 kalau gaji belum dapat, Mama cakap je dengan diorang "Sorrylah, gaji anak saya belum masuk lagi, kitorang makan biasa2 je" Kalau ada orang nak tukar juadah cakap je "Sorrylah, gaji anak saya belum masuk lagi, kitorang postpone jelah balas2 ni ya?" (haha Mama, tak dapat jettt!!)

Mak saya berlalu dengan perasaan bengang, terus buat air Nescafe.

Hehe, taik hidung saya memang masin!

p/s : Mama masak Asam Pedas Ayam Berdaun Kesum dan Berbunga Kantan - SEDAP SIOTTTTT!!

Ciri-ciri #futureboyfriend yang buat saya *melts*

Why? Why now?

And why so gewdixx??

Sebab, saya dah lama terfikirkan entri ni. Cuma tak ada masa nak compile kan semua data2 dalam kepala hotak ni. Kalau ada masa sekalipun, saya lebih suka blogwalking.

Jom, straight to the point!!

Sebelum tu, saya nak bagitau dulu, saya tak akan letak ciri2 wajib seorang lelaki dalam list ni. I mean, takkanlah saya nak orang yang kaki botol pulakkan? Mestilah nak lelaki yang akan menjadi imam dalam kebanyakan solat jemaah kita bersama *wah!!*

Hasil peng'google'an

Ka-Satu

Lelaki yang romantis (itu skema). Lelaki yang sesekali berpuisi untuk wanita yang disayanginya

Penerangan

Kenapa sesekali? Sebab, kalau selalu cakap berpuitis, bisa longgar semua skru dalam kepala otak saya nak digest everything he says. And some more, every poem is an art and it's sangat2 valuable. So, kalau dah tetiap hari berpoem, macam tak exclusive je art tu.

Kenapa berpuisi? Sebab, saya nak jejeka yang romantis for once, can't I?

Ka-Dua

Lelaki yang menjadikan art gallery sebagai tempat dating kami

Penerangan

Saya berani sumpah saya bukan pelajar art masa sekolah dulu. And even worst, I'm taking business in my degree right now which has nothing to do with art. Business is all about money and nothing else. Tapi, for contrast I nak seseorang yang appreciate art, yang boleh bual pasal art. And I can't stop imagining, he's telling stories behind the painting that we are both staring at, uh how sweet!

And not forgotten, we all akan selalu ke Singapore watching good quality theaters (kenapa spelling macam something wrong?). Sebab I selalu tengok promotion at Channel 5 promoting The Lion King la, yang bubble2 tu la, cirque du soleil la, macam2. And maybe sometimes we'll go to KLCC Philharmonic Hall, watching whatever show available there.

Ka-Tiga

He plays golf

Penerangan

Come on, and laugh at me. But seriously, I find those holding the kayu golf sangat2 attractive (minus their perut buncit and Tiger Woods, of course)

Timbulnya minat saya terhadap golf apabila at one point of time saya ni penganggur sepenuh masa, dan menghabiskan masa menonton TV. Bila semua channel yang available pakat2 keluarkan program yang worst than sucks, saya pun shuffle2 lah between channels and woosh - HSBC Women's Champion was on air on Channel 5 . Dengan hati yang parah terpaksalah juga meneruskan perjuangan menonton sports yang maha bosan ni. Tapi turned out, I ter'hooked-up dengan event tu. And eventually it leads to me, wanting a guy who plays golf. Haih, teringin sangat nak pi mana2 country club, tapi saya malu *blush*

Ka-Empat

He does not so into Search and Wings and anything in between

Penerangan

I rasa, as a typical Malay guy, memang wajib mereka ada kaset band2 rock tu (kaset?). Tapi janganlah sangat2 so into those kind of musics. I mean, it will be a dream come true kalau lelaki tu sing "I Can Love You Like That" tau. Extra advantage kalau dia listens to those oldies and evergreen songs, macam disco ke..

Tak kesahlah kalau si dia suka lagu Lefthanded ke, BPR ke, tapi please - have some room for other genre as well. And those love songs wouldn't hurt your ears, sayang! 

All in all, I bukannya suruh you dengar to Hit Me Baby One More Time pun!

Ka-Lima

He loves books (but loves me even more)

No further elaboration on this. But yeah, I like him even more kalau he does read.

Ka-Enam

Occasionally, he likes to surprise me.

Penerangan

My birthday, our anniversary will be too lame to celebrate to. I like those guys yang buat suprise for no specific reason. It will be just an obvious reason; to letting me know that he is always thinking of me. Gives me chocolates on top of flowers, and woosh - he will be the greatest man ever alive on this world! Upss, I terover di situ.

Ka-Tujoh

He maybe cameraman photographer-wannabe

Penerangan

Be it amateur or what-so-ever, I'll be glad walking beside a guy holding a larger-than-life camera. Not every dating it is, tapi sometimes; sometimes for those crucial moments between us that need a bunch of photos to remind us of. Walau pun saya tak lawa, double-chin, and babat bertengkat2, it will be more appreciated kalau si dia suka ambil gambar saya especially for my facial expressions. *total love!*

Ka-Lapan

He plays some music instument

Penerangan

Guitar may be an extra advantage. Piano ke... Romantisnya.

Tapi, this is just extra edge saja, never a requirement pun. Cuma, kalau ya pun, uh romantisnya

Go on and play some brutal rock pun, uh romantisnya

Ka-Sembilan

He is health-concern kinda guy

Penerangan

Extra edge kalau he plays tennis, hehe

Sometimes I dream of a guy yang akan jog sama2 dengan I kat Hutan Bandar, maybe. Walaupun muka I akan seperti Ikan Cencaru bakar that I had for buka puasa yesterday, tapi he never cares about that.

And it will be the best kalau he never mentions about my babat, or how gemok I am, tapi he's playing with some good words so that I tak akan terasa and just go with the healthy plan.

"Jom kita lihat keindahan alam semula jadi dengan berjogging di Taman Tasik Selatan, sayang.." Auww!!

Ka-Sepuloh

Dia tau 'spekking'

Penerangan

Instead of I-I and you-you saja, I nak sometimes si dia expresses himself in bahasa penjajah - be it English, Japanese, atau apa2 bahasa yang sounds romantis - dialect is never a new bahasa okay! It's not that I don't like a guy with weird dialect, cuma I'm not talking about dialect here, I'm talking about language. And weird dialect can sometimes be fun too, by the way.

Ka-Sebelas

He will do absolute-anything for me kalau I merajuk

-_-' *nothing further*

I am not a pretty lady so, I don't deserve a man with all the above criteria.

And, if a man has all the above criteria, he's a gay? Alamak!

Well, this entry is just saja suka2. And all I'm thinking is Ka-Dua dan Ka-Tiga. Yang lain tu, hanya memenuhi ruang2 kosong sebab kalau listing mesti kena banyak2 kan? Takkan nak letak 2 je.

Kalau dapat semua baguslah. Kalau dapat 1/10 pun saya dah cukup bersyukur dah (bukan 1/11 ke?). Saya bukan gedik, list itu hanyalah preference saya saja. I mean, evaluating my ex-boyfriend pun dah cukup bukti yang kukuh mengatakan saya tak pernah fikir pun pasal ciri2 tu. Once I'm in love with him, I'll love him for what he is and never for what he thought I want him to be.