Kenangan “Terindah” di Friendster

Berhabuk dan lemau!

 

Tulah yang terjadi pada account Friendster saya. Ahh, lantak! Sebab Friendster dah outdated sekarang ni. Tapi, this morning, I jumped into my friend's blog, her entry Peri Pentingnya Haiwan dalam Komunikasi. Dia sekarang tengah sexited (curi Nami punya glossary…), ok! Dia tengah excited mengupdate her brand new blog (do visit and then get addicted, for sure). Then, she mentioned about my email address which is biawaktegak (something something – sorry not going to reveal as this is a very inactive account, so-called sampah!). Then, it reminded me of my Friendster account, which admittedly is using this email address. So, this naïve girl just couldn't resist to check out my long lost account and excitedly to check out my long lost entries in my blog over there..

I have a feeling that I'll be copying and pasting all the entries here.. But then, this entry will be century long. So, I think I will do it in series episodes, with some insight comments of what had actually happened back then and the reasonable reason of why I has posted such entry on that particular day (or month…)

 

(please wait…. The entries are being read as we speak, speak???)

 

This was an entry back in June 2006.

Copy pasted from my own blog (do I need to credit myself here???)

lepas geram, ups… lepas boring jer…

Filed under: Uncategorized — l5 at 2:15 am on Friday, June 30, 2006 Edit This

Well, skang kat tpt keje ni. All the HODs tgh dok meeting kat conference room. So it's my chance nak ngular. macam biase, ari Jumaat paling besh sbb halima super duper x bz, unless ade unwanted mails from customerla, that's a different story already. tapi yg fenting ari ni tak adaa!!
yeay, ari ni gaji!! tp bowing ar, bulan ni xde ot. xyah tgk payslip dah tau mesti kokap nyer! tapi xleh nak salahkan sesape.. sape suwoh ha5 x ot? tau2 kul 4.60 sharp dah terpacak dpn punch card. 5.05 dah berdezup kete gue tu (upss, not mine anymore)melewati jalan Jati5 nih. So, conclusion is - you get what you deservelah kan?
malas nak kompelin. Coz complaning is a bad habit. dok diam sudah, kan ha5. ha5 says, yap very the correct!!
Recently, i felt different. pas peristiwa 15th may ari tu, though i've got over it, tp the feeling is still there. time ni baru perasan that maut boleh dtg bile2 jer. as informed, malaikat maut jenguk kita 70 times/day!! tapi ape2 pun walaupun gue ntct gue tetap layaan jer lagu 'biarlah rahsia'… becoz, mcm related gituh. Only thing, the perspective might not be the same.
Hopefully, the changes will be for better. baru ingat, my target was to become a millionaire before i reach 30. But, come to think of it, as long as dapat hidup ngan tenang, takde utang, then klu nak pi vacation ade duit, that's good enough. cos, actually kite kaya untuk mengayakan orang lain kan(that's our waris, aight?) so, for me RM200k is adequate,what?
tapi memang peristiwa tu menjadikan aku lihat hidup dari celah yang lain. A totally different perspective! mungkin ade yang tak perasan dgn perubahan nih, and that is what I want. I don't want people to think that I ni x tabah, blablabla. Being happy is good, looking happy is good, what? And i'm happy!
cume kalau bleh, I would like to spent my time wisely. Maybe spare some of it to further study,ker.. bosan gak bile orang sumer cakap 'such a waste tak further with dat kind of result'. Actually, honestly, skang ni i'm not interested in studying. For me, experience is crucial enough. But to shut their mouth down , i akan study but later, very2 later.
'ha5, kenape buat something just to please diorang?' ha5 says, 'sometimes we must go with the flow and see how it goes…'
Tonight ade meeting pasai maa assurance. Wow, cabang baru for me. Hopefully yg ni pun menjadilah eh.
So, you guys yang bace my posting ni, klu nak beli insuran, i'm more than happy to jual. tapi give me sumtime to study the product first, eh!
Hemm.. seronok gak lepas tension, ups, boring kat sney. Ha… ape kate esok dtg keje buat keje tak bergaji ni? Tengoklah after appointment ngan kawan c's maz tu, she said die nak join uptrend.
So, later!

My insight:

Not sure about the "biarlah rahsia" thing. And bila masa pulak keretaku bertukar owner nihh??? Haha, MAA Ansurance and Uptrend, what an MLM and Pyramid System freak I was back then! Stupid!

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Next:

Some thought to share, some experience to tell

Filed under: Uncategorized — l5 at 1:19 am on Wednesday, July 5, 2006 Edit This

Hello Halima…

 
 

I didn't keep my promise to post articles last Sat, aight? Its okay, apology accepted coz who does care? It's my own blog nway! FUNNY!!

 
 

Perh, best giler tadi tengok match Germany vs Italia. And of course as per last 4 years, I still on Italy's side. Jangan mare… Memule tuh, ala2 dah terketuk kepalela coz no goals sampai additional time. Tapi minit2 terakhir tu, TERUJA sey. First goal, I cam tak percaye. I just lompat happy but after that, no reaction, it was like I don't know what's going on plus mulut ternganga!! But the second one really making me shocked. PERH… SUPERB!!!

Nuff said bout the victory (eceh). Though I sokong Italy, I tengok diorang main cengenglah. Kena lutut, meraung sakit kat mukelah (well, almost the same as what Ballack did, aight), kene senggol sket, dah tergolek ala2 cramp. Manje!! But, other than that, no comment sebab in my opinion diorang main, great! Maybe yg manje2 tu, their strategy.

Hopefully diorang will meet up with France. Coz, I'm mo into France (macam typical pompuan2 lain yg minat certain team coz certain player, duh!!), Zidane to be specific.. Kah!Kah!Kah! Actually, this brings me to talk about this next issue, which is TYPICAL women yang minat bola.

Walaupun cam ala2 terkena kat batang hidung mancungku sendri, I still want to say something. Bengang gak tadi pagi mase dengar Gitu2 Di ERA, apek cakap pasai subjek nilah.Well, I love Totti, Zidane, Ballack and recently C. Ronaldo (Portugal) coz their skills. Not their looks! Even dulu I pernah suke kat Ronaldinho. Die hensem,meh?

Yarh, I pernah minat kat Beckam tuh, coz die hensem, but that was then.,mase I minat giler ngan Spice Gurls (form 1 tuh). Now, it really depends on the performance, and of course teamwork. I even suke team Costa D'Ivory main. For me, skillful. Diorang hensem meh?!

End of that issue coz I ade something nak confess.

Actually, it has been like, 61, 62 matches? And to be honest actually I cume tengok like, 4 to 5 games jerk. And, if you said typical girl 'ha, cam nilah!!' then yap, I memang cam tu. But I have my own reasons. First, I tak sanggup nak stay up late for more than a month to catch all becoz now I yg tido cukup ni pun dah panda-bear mata, nak suruh tak tido langsung?! Forget it!! Second reason, I takde company nak tengok sebab since pindah to Masai, I tak jumpe those yg bleh accompany me and furthermore, mama, mak long tok, all veteran WOMEN, memang I'll be out of this world klu diorang nak temankan. Then, kat Bi-Link ni, cam tak demam jerk. Not like Services – die punyer aura tuh, perh, sampai tak bleh kejelah, bet ya'll! The other reason, for me it is just a waste of time dok menangok kat mamak's to catch all the games. Tengok yg penting2 dahlah.

I think that's it for now. Skang ni nak buat persediaan fizikal & mental nak tengok 2 more matches. Ahaks, some people dah immune, Halima baru nak start the vaccination!!

Anyway, talking bout companion, I would like to thank Angah (though he might not aware of this). But if somehow you do, jangan nak perasan. Saye tak perlu pemangkin positive untuk bola (berlagaklah plak, mcm fanatic je…) Cakap pasai this guy, I pity him a lot jugak. Memule tu tak perasan sangat, but after watched Oprah yesterday pasai 'he just not that into you!' rase cam bersalah je. But lelaki & perempuan, of course the motive is definitely not the same, tapi tempias tuh…Dah le tuh, bak kate Too Phat dolu2, skoo the nonsense!!

Anyway, tonight just can't wait…

So long, guys!

 

My insight:

NI ENTRI PALING WINRAR BAK KATA OBIFIEND!!!! HALIMA KAKI BOLA?????

Lepas tu yang kes Angah tu, hahaha rasanya dia dah kawen. Sorry guys, I refuse to comment further on this, "as I just not that into him"…

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The next one:

Ketika keseorangan di office, ketika mereka sumer meeting, halima…

Filed under: Uncategorized — l5 at 1:00 am on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 Edit This

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Sejak dr semalam feeling bored sesangat. Of course, semalam Sunday mood was affecting me. That's y. tapi yg paling bengang bile boss gue bagi lecture lak. She was doing it at the very wrong timing. Bukan tak suke to be criticized, tapi dengan mood yang semalam tu, dengan kerja yang bertambun and she's well noted about that.. die masih lagi nak suarakan ketidakpuasan die towards me. Well, klu betul x puas hati, then terminate me!! Nak cite pasai tak puas ati konon…

Sepatutnyer, I yg tak puas hati. Buat kerje manager level, gaji clerk level!! But then, she's talking about my attitude plak. Logic sketlah. Macam kitorang ni bodoh sangat, aku replace most of Yong's job scope. And his vacancy ade kuar kat jobstreet dulu. And guess what, die tulis kat situ, the salary is rm5k. And you expect me, yg tak tau position ape, even I'm confused about my dept, dengan gaji yang seciput siput tuh – nak ganti kerje die at the same time still continue dengan my normal job. HELLO!! Ape ke bende ni!!well memang, she was talking about absorbing, ups, going to absorb customer service job. Fine! But yang klaka dengan a lot of meeting that she needs to attend to, die expect die boleh reply all the customer's e-mail, complaints, schedule, orders. Then, of course to sume nak urgent action. Then klu Halima buat bodoh je, perh tau lak marah Halima. Yang sume customer ni pun satu, sume bg mails starting with, 'hi halima,', walaupun dah remind diorang few times to put her name in the loop, tapi seems like maybe diorang pun tau kot, sure lambat respon. Ahaks. Then, she mentioned about she's really appreciate all my contribution. She said everybody can see that I'm capable of taking that responsibility. Even, corporate pun kenal sape budak kecik Halima tu. And, she mentioned about her appreciation tuh, like, 2-3-4 times. Alamak, dengan yong dulu pun, macam2 die puji. But tu just boss punyer politics, like nak psycho jer. Macam Halima tak tau. Even, lau was revealing that secret himself dekat aku. For me, pujilah gue tinggi mane pun, kalau pujian tuh tak beserta ngan duit (this case of course increamentlah), takde maknenye. Like I said pujilah for all I care!! Tolonglah, Halima has been doing 75% of Yong's job for almost 3 months. No news pun. I think I deserve that 75% of 5k each month, tht should be 3k per month as a present jek. Alamak, malas Halima nak bergaji banyak tu. Nanti responsibility macam GM lak. Actually, Halima suke her way of doing her job. I'm satisfied. And I appreciate it a lot, coz she's doing way too better than yong, obviously. Tapi, the thing yang I tak suke, her assistant tu pun salary die, mak datuk nyer type. Responsibility almost like me. Tapi, her salary is double from what I earn. Tapi, malas nak compare ngan orang lain. Boring. Yang penting, the company should pay me as per my contribution, bukannye ikut warna kulit. Even mangkuk yang pada Halima bodoh sebab kerje sini walhal he was at a very good position at his previous company tu pun – barulah recently di upkan jadi manager. Kesian, bodoh sangat. Die good at his work, tapi sebab die bukan putih, though corporate loves him, the management yang berlainan warna kulit tu yang make the decision. Lagi skali, kesian!! Penatlah kerje sini. Ingat nak cari kerje around PG. dekat sket ngan umah. Jimat sket duit minyak. Tapi I some kind of actually know what the management want. Diorang suke kalau kite dengan rela hati quit. Then, they'll simply replace me dengan orang yang sewarna dengan diorang, like I don't know. And my intention was I don't want to give them what they want. Cam Yong,kan at last die the one yang quit. Though aku ni bukan the biggest reasonlah. But I know I was one of it. Luckily skang ni ade back up sket, you know with uptrend and the rest. Tapi, I don't wanna be typical malay yang – baru dapat sket dah berenti kerje. For me, tak macholah…herm, cam ner nak respond with good attitude bile kite disuruh buat kerja yang confirm memang bukan kerja kite, tapi kite nak tolak kerje tuh, eq? I know, die bengang sebab I tolak kerje. But no matter what I still love you. You have what it takes to be idolized. She's good. Anyway, bestlah dengan management baru ni, diorang asyek meeting jek, halima very seldom involve dengan meeting. Kalau dulu time yong, manje. Sume meeting nak accompanied by halima. Time Sam Koh, he loved the way I handle things compared to Yong, then I also involved in a lot of meeting including meeting ngan mat saleh-mat saleh yang gue kureng paham hap eke bende alah diorang cakap. But now, bagus, si Francis tuh ikut hierarchy. Ade ape2 masalah ngan aku, he'll find my boss instead. Good!!i'm meeting Tina tonight. habislah die. sure die kene dengar sume nih! n lah. Penat type.

Ketika keseorangan di office, ketika mereka sumer meeting, halima…posting a blog…

My insight:

Tak habis2 complaint, complaint and more complaint! Part tak boleh blah bila Halima puji Barrack Obama, padahal masa tu Halima tak tau Barrack Obamalah sebab utama Halima berhenti kerja ni dulu. As, I didn't realized that I was so into racism back then? Hisy, mana mungkin?

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Cukuplah setakat ni dulu. Kalau ye pon aku sorang je yang baca. Anyway, kinda proud of how I represent all the stories and complaints. Because at that time, I have no influential from any other bloggers. So, my writing is 90% coming from me and no tiru2 gaya bahasa sesiapa. Originality guaranteed, babe!

 

~~till next episode~~

Apa Status Sebenar Saya

I know I know, I dah lama tak update blog ni kan? Don't worry, the owner is still around, blog walking religiously, on almost at daily basis. However, the less visited page – obviously is this crappy page, needless to say.

Perghhh, tadi on the way balik rumah, Pasir Gudang highway menghala ke Perling jam teruk. The whole lanes were being blocked by bunch of bomba people. Mungkin baru je lepas accident tu dan accident tu mesti serious sangat. The jam started even farther than Masai flyover. Rasanya lebih dari Pasir Gudang flyover jugak even. Lucky I was on the opposite direction. Line clear! Tapi jakunismanya saya melihat kereta dan segala macam kenderaan stuck tak jalan langsung. I felt like I want to shout at them -"YOU BETTER TAKE A GOOD NAP IN YOUR CAR TILL THE JAM IS OVER!" Well, memandangkan Cik Halima ni baik, maka dimesejnya bakal bos yang bekerja di Pasir Gudang supaya membatalkan niat untuk pulang awal kerana it's not such a very brilliant idea to do so. If she insists to, then she better opts for going back via highway bertol RM4.00++.

Adakah jem ini berkaitan dengan status saya? Tidak.

 

Oh ya. Speaking of my bakal bos – yup, I'm resigning from my current forwarding company and I'll be joining a new company – a kilang; courtesy of my ex boss whose going to be my boss in less than two weeks time. From Telemarketing to Planner… Actually it is more to Planner to Telemarketing then back to Planner. Sounds pretty good aight that I'm going back to the field that I'm more familiar with, having more experience at – but I foresee bigger challenges ahead, and pretty smelly challenges too (yuck!)

Adakah ini berkaitan dengan status saya? Tidak.

 

Oh ya. Last week, I went for my friend's wedding dekat Batu Pahat. Guess what, considering the glamorous lifestyle she's having coupled with her glamorous carrier she's holding on to – I thought that her wedding was pretty simple. Don't take it in a wrong way, though – simple is good, but I mean, considering… Frankly, I liked it! Keep it simple and it will be less tedious. Owh, I was going there with besties Shaz and Tina and Liza. Over there, met up with Fafa and family. And poor Shaz; the driver. Our driver!

Owh, I better say sorry (on behalf of the stupid facebook) to my friends; here in this crappy page as I still unable to upload the gambar-tak-cukup-sifat tu. I mean, I still couldn't even change my profile picture for goodness sake, what more can I say?!

Adakah wedding itu berkaitan dengan status saya? Tidak.

 

Wait wait! I've done a good deed as well. I sincerely has given away my broadband to one of my besties in the world – Puan Tina! And I feel good about it. Unlike here in kawasan ulu, I believe she receives better internet connection via that Maxis broadband, based on her positive feedback she has given just few days ago. And guess what? She can keep it for good, as long as she pays the monthly bill on time, no pressure! Happy story's aside – Me? I'm staying with this utterly stupid bloody fool damn super slowest faktab dial-up TMNet internet connection! I'm keeping it real, people! But who knows, I might be considering to pay up the outstanding balance of RM1000+++ of my TMNet account to stay survive in this virtual world (I believe the balance is closed to RM2000, every time I got the bill I couldn't care less to even touch it, let alone open it to check. We'll see how later)

Adakah perkara-perkara berkaitan internet ni, berkaitan dengan status saya? Tidak.

 

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I'm now trying to get all the strength that I got to end my relationship with the person that I might puji habis-habisan earlier on, on this crappy page. To be honest, the relationship is on the rocks anyway these few months since the car accident incident, and it keeps getting worse and worse. I hope despite all the sesi pujuk-memujuk, I will not give in and I will stand for this final decision – SINGLE IS BETTER! And I quote one of my colleague is saying "Halima, better don't kawen"

 

God, guide me!

 

Till next mumble, toodles~

 

Perh.. Aku bangga gila bila aku bukak Tumblr http://tehtarikgelasbesar.tumblr.com/ aku nampak ni:

Kalau aku boleh terkinja-kinja dekat Restoran Kelantan ni, aku buat!

Thanks Nami from Namie (bukan nama sebenar)

Cerekarama TV3 - Pintu Taubat

Ni I nak bagi synopsis cerita Cerekarama TV3. Until the time I drafted this entry, ceritanya belum habis.

Rakan2.. ceritanya begini…

Ada satu keluarga ni. Sorang bapak, 3 orang anak – Along (lelaki), Angah (perempuan), Adik (perempuan)anak-anaknya semua cacat. Along terencat akal, Angah lumpuh sebelah badan, pastu muka buruk melecur, Adik tempang tapi cantik sangat. Kiranya dalam cerita ni, Adiklah yang paling bertuah. Jadi atas kelebihan yang Adik ada, dia rebellious sikit. Dia menyampah dengan Angah dia yang dok sibuk meleset je dengan dia. Dalah buruk busuk kan…

Satu hari, Adik yang cun melecun ni, dirisik orang. Pastu, terus nak buat majlis. Alah, keluarga cacat pulak! Miskin lagihh! Jadi Adik pun mintak tolong dengan Mak Lang dia. Bila semua persiapan selesai, Adik bagitahu dengan keluarga cacat dia tu yang dia dah nak bertunang. Pastu, yang si Angah meleset2 ni overexcited adik dia nak kahwin. Jadi dia pun cakap yang dia nak pergi majlis tu. Dah tentu2 jawapan Adik tak boleh. Sebab dia malulah dengan keluarga bakal yang keluarga dia ni cacat. Kang derang tengok, terus tak jadi pulak. Tak kan keluarga bakal tu nak berketurunankan orang cacat pulak kan?

Pada hari pertunangan, boleh pulak Angah dengan Along menjadi tetamu tak diundang pergi datang ke majlis. Habis diorang di seret2 oleh Mak Lang sebab Mak Lang pun hati busuk macam Adik jugak. Boleh pulak sambil merayu rayu dengan Mak Lang, Angah tersandung dan terlanggar semua hantaran. Pastu, sambil terpelecok tu mulut laser pulak cakap " Adik sorry Adik, Angah Cuma nak tengok Adik tunang. Angah mintak maaf". Disebabkan kejadian memalukan dua buah keluarga tu, majlis pertunangan dibatalkan oleh pihak lelaki. Adik lagilah bertambah bengang dengan Angah dia yang mangkok tak kena hidangan tu. Jadinya Adik pun cakap dia tak nak mengaku adik beradik dia tu adik beradik dia. Pastu dia dah tak nak duduk rumah miskin ayah dia, dia nak duduk rumah Mak Lang dia yang tak pulak grand semacam.

Pastu, disebabkan pembatalan majlis tu, Mak Lang dia pulak kenenkan Adik dengan kawan dia, Sani. Orang kaya pakcik duda ni. Mak Lang dia sambil2 tu muka macam sengal – ada udang di sebalik batu lah tu. Boleh agak dah melalui muka yang enterprem kat TV tu.

Plan Mak Lang berjaya. Adik setuju dengan pilihan Pakcik-Kayo Mak Lang dia. Kahwinlah mereka. Sesampai je Adik kat rumah banglo dengan suami tua dia tu, dia dikejutkan dengan surprise oleh suaminya - Mariam isteri pertama yang lumpuh dan berkerusi roda, EntahSiapaNama isteri kedua (da bomb!) dan si Adik malang ni ditipu kerana dia tiba2 dah ada dua madu. Haih!! Pastu laki dia pun cakap dia tak boleh jadi mak datin kat rumah banglo tu, sebaliknya ditugaskan memasak, mengemas dan menjaga Mariam. Kesian Adik. Pastu, adalah flashback or whatever term they want to call it – yang si Adik ni diseksa sambil lagu innocent tak bersalah sebagai background.

Pengakhiran cerita ni, Along ditahan lokap sebab dituduh hisap ganja, Angah dirogol dan Adik lari rumah dan balik kampong dan last2 rebut2 antara laki dan bapak dan tiba2 Mak Lang ada kat rumah miskin keluarga Adik. Semua ni berlaku sebab Mak Lang dia memang hati hancing nak memusnahkan seluruh keluarga adik beradik cacat ni. Namun tiada apa yang buruk berlaku pada Mak Lang dia dan laki dia, syukur Alhamdulillah! TAMAT!

 

Pelakon:

Adik yang tempang tapi hot in herre– Nabila Huda

Angah yang meleset2 – Amyza Adnan

Along yang innocent tak pandai tipu tapi terencat akal – Ako Mustapha

Mak Lang yang hati hancing – Rosnah Mat Aris

Sani duda tapi sebenarnya berbini 3 – DATO' Ahmad Tarmizi Saregar

Bapak yang miskin lepas tu kerjanya kebanyakannya termenung dan hisap rokok daun tu – Pelakon tua Melayu yang typical untuk menjadi bapak yang 'sok' innocent.

Mariam isteri pertama Si sani mangkok ni yang lumpur – Azean Irdawaty

Isteri kedua Sani yang tak macam garangs semacam pulakkan – Zila Bakarin

Dan beberapa pelakon tambahan seperti si Supervisor yang meminang Adik pastu mak dia cancelkan, si geng2 upahan Mak Lang yang memukul Along beramai2, meletakkan Along di sebelah isteri orang tengah2 malam supaya dituduh merogol dan geng yang sama menjayakan aksi salah sorang ahli geng merogol Angah, dan few others unimportant roles.

 

Sepanjang menonton cerekarama TV3 ni……. (-___________________-")

 

Kenapa?

1. Cerita Melayu yang sangat2 typical. Asal anak rebel dan derhaka dialah yang ditimpa musibah dan akhirnya taubat
   
2. Tajuk yang super fail. Dengar tajuk drama je dah boleh agak dah jalan cerita
   
3. Jalan cerita yang sangat2 predictable. Semasa aksi pertumbukan beramai2 kepada Along ditengah malam, dah boleh agak dah dia diset up oleh geng2 upahan Mak Lang. Pastu, gazette drama dah bagitau yang Adik akan diseksa setelah menjejakkan kaki ke rumah bangle laki dia dan banyak lagi. Spoil!
   
4. Keluarga ni memang sial – anak semua cacat, bapak miskin – takkan lah semua anak2 boleh turn out jadi manusia yang berguna. Mesti ada yang kurang ajar dan tak tau bersukur selepas tengok keluarga orang lain takdelah sesial keluarga sendiri. Lepas tu dah ada orang kaya nak tolong (i.e. Mak Lang), takkan lah nak kekal duduk rumah kecil dan busuk kan… Jadi, anak tu jahat gila ke? Tengoklah pulak tahap keluarga, boleh bahagiakan si rebellious tu ke?
   
5. Yang scene Angah degil tahap dewa daaing jugak majlis Adik tu memang unacceptable. Jiwa murni je. Tapi bodoh tak pikir panjang. Bukankah dah tau yang besar kemungkinan dia akan menggagalkan keinginan Adik dia untuk bahagikan. I mean, this is very typical lah.. Mak yang miskin buruk tapi hati suci pun sibuk nak dating majlis anak yang tak diundang, dengan pakaian buruk, bawak bekalan kampong giler. Gila lah, totally ubsurd!!
   
6. Bapak dia ni, asik termenung kat luar rumah (biasanya hari masih siang, actually malam pun dia duduk luar jugak, tangan memanglah tak ringan pulak kan). Ada jugak 1 scene ni dia hisap rokok daun. Dia penoreh getah yang nampak sangat kurang mahir. Duration in this drama untuk scene dia toreh getah memang tak banyak. JADI, sebagai penonton yang tidak selalu naïf, saya hanya nampak satu perangai bapak dia ni – Pemalas!!! Memanglah, dasar miskin!
   
7. Adegan isteri kedua Sani yang suka marah2 dan tonjol2 kepala si Adik tu, sangat typical jugak. Haih, takde idea lain ke nak represent hati hancing? Bosan lah!!
   
8. Bapak dia yang sombong tak bertempat. Dialong favourite dia ialah " Adik, Adik kan dah ada rumah. Ada Ayah, Angah, Along….tak payahlah nak duduk rumah orang" dan "Engaku ni tak paham bahas ke, kan Ayah cakap, Ayah tak akan ajak Adik balik!" Dia sombong sebab tak nak terima bantuan Mak Lang, dan perangai selfish dia yang tak bagi restu Adik keluar rumah. Patu ke ayah yang miskin gila dan pemalas tu disrespect kan? Dah miskin tapi "sok" bangga dengan segala apa yang ada. Lepas tu bila bercerita dengan Angah tentang kedegilan Adik untuk balik ke rumah, sanggup menipu sunatlah konon – "Adik sebenarnya masih saying keluarga, pastu dia Cuma sakit, dah baik nanti baliklah dia". Disebabkan kedegilan hati bapak, dia tak nak merestui perkara2 yang dilakukan oleh anak dia. Tak restu means anak akan terima bala suatu hari nanti. Sengal, memang sengaja taknak Allah berkati hidup anak dia. Jadi anak dia akhirnya akan merana dan bertaubat mintak maaf nangis tahap gembeng!
   
9. Cerita taubat ni sepatutnya bukan ditujukan kepada Adik. Tetapi bapak dia. Bapak dia yang buat keputusan berkahwin dengan mak Adik, Angah, Along yang cacat, jadi anak2 se mua cacat. Padahal Mak Lang dulu ada hati dengan pakcik ni. Pastu, sombong, berlagak dan suka cakap tipu. Tak adillah kalau Adik je yang kena musibah! Yang malas, penipu dan sombong nilah yang jadi punca.
   
10. Pelakon2 yang boleh dikatakan hebat dan typical di drama Melayu boleh memilih untuk terima tawaran berlakon cerita murah ni.
    
11. Asal miskin je mesti "sok" innocent, cakap semua susun dulu pastu baru cakap. Ergh
    
12. Asal ada dendam je, awal2 focus kat muka pendendam – mesti kening naik2 pastu mulut mencebik dan mata rolling. Spoil lah, jadi kita tau siapa yang jahat dari awal cerita.
    
13. Ending dia seperti dijangka, Adik akan menyesal as per predicted based on cerita ni based on kekurangajaran Adik kepada keluarga. Orang lain buat jahat, lantak sebab akan diceritakan through drama lain. Drama ni, focus kat Adik. Walaupun the culprit is the father!
    
14. Asal watak orang jahat je mesti si botak tu! Boring~~
    

Moral of the story – Don't ever, ever, ever watch a Malay drama right after Finding Nemo!

 

Sekianlah coretan awal March. Sebenarnya banyak Lagi sebab saya nak buat satu entri special untuk Syazwani sama macam saya buat surat untuk Nami. Ah, malasnya jari ni nak menaip~~

 

After two years and more...

After a long period of two years, me and my ex boss, (or should I say) my long lost friend; Ms. Sue and I; we finally met. And as typical as it used to be, the dinner (a fine one) was on her. Let’s skip the ‘makan’ thing first and let me story from the beginning and bragging about her all the way, shall I?

I received SMSes from her few days ago, asking about my well being and so on. I never expected her to invite me over dinner tonight at all. During the reunion, we talked and talked and makan and makan all the way from 7.00pm++ till 9.30pm++… then we had to (L.....) really called it a day….

Like what I updated in my Facebook just now – so much to talk about and yet so little time….. Ms. Sue… I really2 missed you and of course all of our colleagues back then, soooooo much!! You know, words really can’t describe it, but really – I missed you guys so much. And meeting you just now was really something that I look forward to for the longest time.

Yes, that’s the bonding we have – me and my colleagues – especially with my ex-boss. We were very close. And the best thing is, we still ‘talk back’ about each other very often up until now – well, in a good way that is. I still remember, end of last year I was emailing Ms. Sue, and my other colleagues namely Siew Hong, Vivian, Mr. Lau… – then when Ms. Sue replied, she said she was also mentioning my name just few days before when she met up with Siew Hong and other ex-colleagues. That was really coincidental, wasn’t it?  Then, when I received her SMS few weeks after that, I also mentioned to her that something had happened that leading me to thinking about her as well. Well, kinda true that we are tuning to the same frequency, aren’t we?

Well….

-_-

I guess, it is to no point for me to bodek her so much right now, as she is no longer my superior. But, in a way – in a very good way I really love her. She has taught me so much. And I really look up to her. She is a successful as a person – as a manager and as a mother of two cutey boys. Yes, I have been scolded before when I used to be her sub-ordinate, but when I miss her and the team, the memory of us together – that is all that I can think of. In a good way, she was like the motherly mother to us; Materials Department team. Sorry Ms. Sue, I know you already an auntie, but to regard you as our ‘mother’ is the least that I can say… (owh, you look so fine, just like you used to be and will always be, ni hen mei~~). Uppss… sorry can’t bodek you as a wifey to your hubby as I really didn’t see the romantic side of you. Pardon me. Owh, you are a family type of person, nonetheless~~

Back to our meeting just now (and let us forget about the bodekking for a while…) – it was so sad and disappointing that I forgot to take our picture together – so that I can upload it to Facebook and make them (ex-Bi-Link) so and so jealous!!! L But never mind. Let me put at least something here to reminisce some of our good old days together~~~ (at first I would like to put some pictures here but by dial-up internet connection is damn lousy that it took 15 minutes to upload NOTHING!! I make an effort to re-upload tomorrow -_-" )

Thanks to her, she has taught me to be a Planner with proper way to doing the job (sorry for the long description here, as I know I was not a good Planner back then like my ex FM used to call it “Poor Planning??”). Thanks to her, I really really really improved my English so much. Typical for Malays not to have confidence to speak in English publicly, right? But in order for me to communicate with her – actually is was more to not to have any miscommunication with her so that the work flow would not be affected – she has made me “the girl who speaks”. Though I know, my English is way beyond perfect, but people can at least understandla (at least I think they do). Thanks to her, she has taught me some beautiful facts about life; about kids, about general health, well just about anything… (I still remember she also lectured us about the better “susu fomula” to give children other that breastfeeding). Thanks to her, I have learned how to be professional when dealing with people and not to jeopardize work with personal. Thanks to her I got to enjoy some fine dinings last time (and just now!!).

Wow, cannot talk about this lady, then I will keep bragging about her and people will look at me one kind liao (pandang satu macam).

Anyway, it was pretty obvious here for me to say that we still got more to catch up and the meeting just now felt so sekejaaaaap sangat! Let’s end this with some wishes. I wish that we can see each other again; each time more merrier and merrier than the last time. And please, don’t wait for another two years to reunite ya? And I wish next year I can collect some ang pao from each of my Chinese ex-colleagues from Bi-Link, that I will be RICH *ngeeee*

P/S : How I wish I still have that one picture of us Materials Department together. Silly me, last time pendrive wasn’t the most crucial gadget for me, so the picture is only saved here, inside my “hard head”….. keras kepala LAH!!



Surat kepada saudara Nami

Baru sat tadi membaca entry blogger kegemaran saya - TTGB yang bertajuk Surat Terbuka Untuk Nasruddin Tantawi(nama I/C ke tak ni?).

Saudara Nami, ini pula tulisan buat saudara

Aku tak tau kenapa aku rasa senang dengan semua tulisan kau. Padahal, aku adalah perempuan di kalangan tudunistas (female version of serbanistas), Padahal kau punya pendirian ada yang sah2 menyalahi undang2 Islam. Dan aku tak tau kenapa aku tulis satu entri yang berupa surah untuk kau padahal aku tau pembaca aku cuma dua orang (tu pun on and off - Shaz and Tina). 

Aku rasa sebagai typical wanita, aku cuma membayangkan seorang Nami adalah seorang yang hensem bermuka ala2 Cina sama macam gambar profile kau tu (ahli politik Jepun). Jadi bila aku baca penulisan kau, aku bayangkan orang Jepun ada kat telinga aku lalu turut membaca atau membacakan untuk aku. Lalu, aku pun suka!

Tapi aku tau hakikatnya kau ni loser. Jadi senang cerita, aku mesti takkan suka engkau kalaulah suatu hari kita ditakdirkan bertemu. Aku tau kau dengan Obi sama paten - gemuk boroi - atau mungkin jugak aku salah. Mungkin kau sekurus apek senario kerana kau juga pernah merasakan nikmat2 high yang aku tak boleh terangkan kerana aku typical wanita yang tak pernah sentuh benda2 tersebut.

Walau siapa pun kau dan siapa pun aku, aku tetap pelik - aku merasa cemburu bila kau bercintan cintun dengan Kak Jah ari tu. Pastu, bila kamu berdua ditakdirkan tidak menjadi, aku merasa gembira. Aku terasa seolah2 aku jatuh cinta pada kau padahal aku tak kenal kau. Dan aku dah berpunya! Pelik yang tak terungkap!

Tapi mari aku ungkapkan sedikit. Aku tahu kenapa aku minat pada engkau - kerana teori In a Relationship kau, kerana kau pandai melukis, kerana kau pandai menulis, kerana kau knowledgable, kerana kau kidalnisme, kerana kau schizophrenia, kerana kau tak percaya pada kepolitikan dan kerana kau adalah engkau dan kau bukan sibuk meniru gaya orang lain pakai T-Shirt Polo.

Aku pun ada sedikit2 seiras dengan kau. Bukan dari segi wajah, tapi dari segi nasib. Masa sekolah dulu aku pernah merasa top selama setahun iaitu masa Form 1 (unlike you total loser). Tapi lepas tu aku tukar sekolah dan aku memang loser. Aku smart tapi aku loser. Aku tak ada boyfriend yang boleh diajak study bersama di perpustakaan dan aku tak bersocial di cybercafe setiap hari kerana bapak aku (arwah) hanya seorang pekerja buruh.

Unlike you, tukar girlfriend keselaluannya sama macam kau pergi mapley.. aku tidak. Aku setia. Setakat ni aku official ada satu ex-boyfriend and satu current boyfriend. Kisah cinta aku tidak seperti kisah Syazana Akmal dan Farez Helmi. Kisah cinta aku boring. Malah sekarang ni aku berura2 ingin berpisah dengan boyfriend aku. Cuma keadaan dan masa tidak mengizinkan lagi.Tapi engkau, selalu bertukar2 pasangan, jaga2 STD ya~~

Selepas aku bercerita pasal kisah percintaan aku baru aku perasan, aku ni macam desperate pulak dengan kau. Maaf jika itu yang kau interpretasikan dari surat ini. Aku malu jika kau rasa aku macam tu, tapi seperti kau, aku juga berpendapat - ini blog aku, aku punya suka nak cakap apa!!

Berbalik kepada kesukaan aku terhadap kau saudara Nami, aku memang bersependapat dengan kau tentang isu seks yang kau pertengahkan dalam entri Tentawi tu. Sebelum kau cakap, aku pun cakap - seks adalah salah satu keperluan dan fitrah manusia. Kenapa aku bercakap macam tu? Sebab aku rasa semua orang ada desire nak melakukan hubungan itu - segelintirnya adalah hubungan intim suami isteri, segelintir adalah hubungan terkutuk lagi keji. Ya, dua2nya dari segi fizikalnya sama, cuma dari segi pandangan dan yang paling penting keagamaannya tidak sama. Aku pernah mempertengahkan soal ini ketika aku berbual dengan bini Aim kawan aku. Aku cakap, seks adalah fitrah tetapi kenapa kaum aku selalu memperbualkan tentang hubungan suami isteri mereka ketika di ofis, kenapa mesti nak tengok video2 porno dan kenapa mesti nak cakap pada colleagues diorang - "wei, kau jangan tonggeng2, aku stim lah". Padahal seks sama macam keperluan kau makan - kau tak kecoh2 pulak nak cerita pasal macam mana kau makan, nak tengok video cara nak makan. Kalau kau nak sangat, balik rumah dan lakukanlah kewajipan kau pada bini kau..... Ok, aku tak pandai menulis but I really hope you get my point my dear!!

Pasal teori kemerdekaan kau yang Dunia Tanpa Negara tu aku memang no comment. Dulu masa sekolah menengah aku memang terror subject Geografi dan sekarang aku bekerja di syarikat shipping. - jadi aku memang pakar tentang kedudukan port2 di dunia (tidak semua tapi banyak yang aku tahu). Tapi, setakat itu je yang aku tahu. Aku pun macam kau, degree pun takde. Aku pandai, tapi kerja aku adalah kerja seorang loser. Kepala otak bergeliga, tapi aku tak pandai nak klepet orang walau macam mana caranya pun.

Sekali lagi, aku ni tak pandai menulis. Engkau kalau terbaca benda ni, dan kau komen, sure muka aku merah padam sekelip mata dan aku immediately akan terfikir "apa yang kau pikir pasal aku??? Aku ni desperado kahhh????"

Aku ada banyak lagi cerita nak cerita dengan kau. Tapi sekarang ni aku berwi-fi kat Old Town. Nanti aku ni dicop minah wi-fi pulak oleh best friend kau, si Obi tu. Aku dah lama kat sini. Air Orange Fizzy Float aku pun dah tak floating lagi. Aku nak blahh. Nanti ada masa dan topik yang rasanya bersesuaian, aku tulis surat lagi. Meanwhile, aku adalah silent reader kau selamanya~~

Yang Benar (lame!!! >.<)

Halima a.k.a Namie Xa'adea

Kecewa

Semalam bagun tido aku tsenyum sebab mimpi yg indah...hari ni bangun tido aku dikejutkan dengan call from him yang semestinya membuatkan aku kecewa dan dalam pada masa yang sama aku keliru... ok, now aku ber wi-fi kat oltown..update this thingy using my beloved c3.lemme enjoy my meal first and catch up later for full story and updates when i set up my laptop pulak (so entry will be longer...) toodles...

Hari Kekasih

Wah wah, tajuk!!

FYI, I don't think I'll be celebrating with the person who says he loves me still. Because, he's not the romantic type of person (at all!)

Nuff said

Hari Kekasih - Ada yang menyangkal bahawa 14hb Febuari adalah Hari Kekasih. Cukuplah ianya hanya Hari Valentine, bukan Hari Kekasih!

Namun!!!

Pedulik apa cerita pasal Valentine adalah seorang mamat yang tolong jatuhkan Islam suatu masa dulu. Seseorang yang rajin tapi gemuk telah membuat kajian mengenai kesahihan fakta yang berulang kali disebarkan menjelangnya 14hb Febuari saban tahun. Jadi, terpulang sama ada cerita Pak Valentine tu betul atau tidak, yang penting sambutan Hari Kekasih ini mestilah disertakan dengan niat yang baik. Orang BN kan cakap "matlamat menghalalkan cara". 

Boleh tak by default kita anggap jerrr cerita Pak Valentine tu cerita dongeng kanak2 je (at least buat seketika).

Ada orang cakap, buat apa nak raikan Hari Kekasih pada 14hb Febuari je, raikan hari-hari! Kalau dah hari-hari bagi coklat dengan bunga - macam harroomm je kan!! So meh sini aku beta - Sesiapa yang cakap macam tu, boleh tak jangan terhegeh2 nak celebrate hari Ibu or hari Bapa or Hari Merdeka or Hari Ulangtahun or Hari Jadi Lahir boleh tak? Sebab kau sure celebrate hari2 itu setiap hari, kan? Kau tiup lilin kat kek tu hari2, kau bagi hadiah kat parents kau hari2, kau buat countdown hari2... Dah semua nak hari2 kan~~

Owh, tiup lilin masa hari Jadi Lahir harromm. Maaf ye!

Kenapa saya emo ni? Sebab walaupun saya tak pernah religiously celebrated 14th February, tapi hari tersebutlah hari yang mendamaikan. Semua tempat penuh love love. Bila love love mesti colour2 pink, merah, light purple... kan kiut! So, I would definitely be so lovey dovey when it comes to 14th February. So why so serious nak hapuskan perasaan happy lovey dovey tu? And I love my mom, ok! She deserves to be specially appreciated on another extra day which is Valentine's Day.

So to those yang cakap celebrating Valentine's day tu haram, korang beli kereta and rumah cash dululah, jangan support riba' beb.

Sesapa yang cakap celebrate kekasih does not require one specific day - hell!! Pi lah celebrate hari2. Tak payah join those people beli coklat and bunga at extra cost on 14th February, okay!!

On a lighter note, Happy Valentine's Day!

saman owh saman (seriously??!!)

Actually, subject does not really connect to the content of this entry except maybe, just a little. Sorry about that, but just take this as a disclaimer, will ya? Dan as early reminder - entri ini memerlukan daya imaginasi maksimum, ya kawan2?

Anyway, things to ponder : 

If let's say you drive along the highway, then you terserempak dengan kereta polis JPJ. Then due to certain circumstances, you feel like overtaking the police. After you did it, you maintain at allowable speed, literally in front of the police car. Then suddenly (maaaaybe due to certain circumstances again) that fool decides to overtake you pulak. Then you just realized something - the two fool persons inside the car; the driver and the passenger (who is policemen may I remind) are not fastening their seat belts!! Ok, as a layman, I think logically kita akan rasa geram sangat2 because those people who actually have the authority to fine people like us don't bother to follow the rules either, while they are the one who supposedly be the role models for us, right? Ok, now if let's say (I mean literally LET"S SAY) ada polis di sebalik pokok (means speed trap), then these little fools pass by, do you think this polis-jaga-laju-punya-orang will issue saman to those fools? Those fools are breaking the rules, man! Speeding? Not fastening seat belts? Come on! Think deep, people!

(-_-")

Based on this little story which was based on true story; my story; tergerak hati pulak nak update blog hari ni malam ni. Ok, imagine that you have the power because you are among those people who wear smart uniform to work (like policeman ke, imegresen ke... c'mon! pegawai kesihatan is never in the picture ok!!). And you have power (I mentioned already). You have the authority to keep us abide to the law....

Dah imagine??

Never mind! Consider you are following me on this. You masuk bidang ni inially with a big heart. You intend to help the community. Banteras jenayah and rasuah and everything in between. I believe when you sing your stupid song in the morning before you start your work, mesti ada ayat2 "kami jauh rasuah (cuma rasuah cuba manja2 dengan kami)". Then, you bekerja dengan penuh dedikasi. Murninya kerja ini, bisik hati you. Then suddenly, your great2 mother-in-law punya brother punya cucu punya sepupu punya maid mintak tolong you kautim dia punya saman. 

"C'mon, bro! We're family. Family must help each other!"

"Owh, really. Ok, maybe I can help you this time. What families are for, right?"

Then, that sedara punya kawan pun usha you kautim. Oklah, tolong lagi. 

Years in years out, you realized that despite helping for free, why not charge it already! Alah RM50 per transaction, wouldn't hurt aight? Then suddenly, tengah you syok2 kautim dengan awek you punya kekasih gelap untuk urusan smuggle barang to Malaysia, come this Samseng or Ketua Geng Hantu Malaya mintak jasa baik you. Dia cakap, dia akan bagi you 25% daripada nilai barang if you can help them bawa masuk selipar jepun dari Jepun ke Malaysia without kena import duty and tax. 

"wow! Ini peluang baik! Soon, my dream of bringing my awek pi Gold Coast Australia akan jadi reality!"

Then you buat. Then years in years out, you naik pangkat jadi officer / pegawai perut boyot. Oh, time tu, you buat kerja jenayah ni bukan cikai2 beb. Orang lain jual tanah kau kaut juta juta. Orang lain bukak business, kau free je dapat C Class. Bini kau makin gemuk, mistress kau makin takde daging kat badan!

Gambar cilokan Mr. Google

Tamat!

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Cukup2lah imiginasi tu! Kang ada yang terasa! Bukan semua yang bekerja seperti di atas tu perangai hampeh macam tu!

1. Cerita ini rekaan semata-mata. Tiada kaitan antara hidup dan mati. Tiada yang mati dalam cerita di atas.
2.  Imaginasi ini berat sebelah kerana penulis adalah wanita dan nampak gayanya, watak utama dalam cerita ini adalah lelaki. Ni jatuh hukum bias nihh!!
3.  General knowledge : sebagai antara pengeluar utama getah, adalah logik kiranya setiap barang siap (finished goods) yang ber"raw material"kan getah ,akan dikenakan tax dan duti apabila diimport masuk ke Malaysia. (read: penulis bekerja di sebuah syarikat shipping / forwarding. So no wonder she seems so smart on this matter)

Maaf atas iklan berupa bullet form di atas. 

Moral of the story - walau murni dan sucinya niat kita, bila kena dengan tempat, masa dan keadaan, benda yang kurang baik pun nampak murni dan suci.

Note: Kalau nak tahu, syarikat forwarding, shipping, shipping line ke - syarikat2 ini sangat2 competitive. Dan rasuah sangat penting as key of survival.

Sekian celotehan saya. Ada masa saya celoteh lagi

Permulaan yang baik

Wow,satu perkembangan yang baik untuk saya apabila saya mampu update blog saya sehari sekali. But too bad you have to like dream on sebab perkembangan baik ni cuma temporary je.sekarang ni saya cuma excited sebab saya update or post entry ni using my brand new phone - yes, my new nokia c3, well this is just a testing2.nk check whether i able to type in this very small keypad. Guess i manage it well.ok... That's all~;>