saman owh saman (seriously??!!)

Actually, subject does not really connect to the content of this entry except maybe, just a little. Sorry about that, but just take this as a disclaimer, will ya? Dan as early reminder - entri ini memerlukan daya imaginasi maksimum, ya kawan2?

Anyway, things to ponder : 

If let's say you drive along the highway, then you terserempak dengan kereta polis JPJ. Then due to certain circumstances, you feel like overtaking the police. After you did it, you maintain at allowable speed, literally in front of the police car. Then suddenly (maaaaybe due to certain circumstances again) that fool decides to overtake you pulak. Then you just realized something - the two fool persons inside the car; the driver and the passenger (who is policemen may I remind) are not fastening their seat belts!! Ok, as a layman, I think logically kita akan rasa geram sangat2 because those people who actually have the authority to fine people like us don't bother to follow the rules either, while they are the one who supposedly be the role models for us, right? Ok, now if let's say (I mean literally LET"S SAY) ada polis di sebalik pokok (means speed trap), then these little fools pass by, do you think this polis-jaga-laju-punya-orang will issue saman to those fools? Those fools are breaking the rules, man! Speeding? Not fastening seat belts? Come on! Think deep, people!

(-_-")

Based on this little story which was based on true story; my story; tergerak hati pulak nak update blog hari ni malam ni. Ok, imagine that you have the power because you are among those people who wear smart uniform to work (like policeman ke, imegresen ke... c'mon! pegawai kesihatan is never in the picture ok!!). And you have power (I mentioned already). You have the authority to keep us abide to the law....

Dah imagine??

Never mind! Consider you are following me on this. You masuk bidang ni inially with a big heart. You intend to help the community. Banteras jenayah and rasuah and everything in between. I believe when you sing your stupid song in the morning before you start your work, mesti ada ayat2 "kami jauh rasuah (cuma rasuah cuba manja2 dengan kami)". Then, you bekerja dengan penuh dedikasi. Murninya kerja ini, bisik hati you. Then suddenly, your great2 mother-in-law punya brother punya cucu punya sepupu punya maid mintak tolong you kautim dia punya saman. 

"C'mon, bro! We're family. Family must help each other!"

"Owh, really. Ok, maybe I can help you this time. What families are for, right?"

Then, that sedara punya kawan pun usha you kautim. Oklah, tolong lagi. 

Years in years out, you realized that despite helping for free, why not charge it already! Alah RM50 per transaction, wouldn't hurt aight? Then suddenly, tengah you syok2 kautim dengan awek you punya kekasih gelap untuk urusan smuggle barang to Malaysia, come this Samseng or Ketua Geng Hantu Malaya mintak jasa baik you. Dia cakap, dia akan bagi you 25% daripada nilai barang if you can help them bawa masuk selipar jepun dari Jepun ke Malaysia without kena import duty and tax. 

"wow! Ini peluang baik! Soon, my dream of bringing my awek pi Gold Coast Australia akan jadi reality!"

Then you buat. Then years in years out, you naik pangkat jadi officer / pegawai perut boyot. Oh, time tu, you buat kerja jenayah ni bukan cikai2 beb. Orang lain jual tanah kau kaut juta juta. Orang lain bukak business, kau free je dapat C Class. Bini kau makin gemuk, mistress kau makin takde daging kat badan!

Gambar cilokan Mr. Google

Tamat!

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Cukup2lah imiginasi tu! Kang ada yang terasa! Bukan semua yang bekerja seperti di atas tu perangai hampeh macam tu!

1. Cerita ini rekaan semata-mata. Tiada kaitan antara hidup dan mati. Tiada yang mati dalam cerita di atas.
2.  Imaginasi ini berat sebelah kerana penulis adalah wanita dan nampak gayanya, watak utama dalam cerita ini adalah lelaki. Ni jatuh hukum bias nihh!!
3.  General knowledge : sebagai antara pengeluar utama getah, adalah logik kiranya setiap barang siap (finished goods) yang ber"raw material"kan getah ,akan dikenakan tax dan duti apabila diimport masuk ke Malaysia. (read: penulis bekerja di sebuah syarikat shipping / forwarding. So no wonder she seems so smart on this matter)

Maaf atas iklan berupa bullet form di atas. 

Moral of the story - walau murni dan sucinya niat kita, bila kena dengan tempat, masa dan keadaan, benda yang kurang baik pun nampak murni dan suci.

Note: Kalau nak tahu, syarikat forwarding, shipping, shipping line ke - syarikat2 ini sangat2 competitive. Dan rasuah sangat penting as key of survival.

Sekian celotehan saya. Ada masa saya celoteh lagi

Bagaimana rasanya sebagai seorang pelajar universiti

Let's talk about my exam pulak. Entahlah, best pulak updating my own blog now. Yelah, instead of asyik leka tengok blog orang lain je kan?


Supply Chain Management – Sucks! Remember the accident? Ok, never mind!


Business Ethics – Narhhh!!! Assignment pun dapat grade 'F'antasticalistic gituh. So, needless to say…


Advanced Writing Skills for University Studies – Alamak, this paper is just like my SPM's Bahasa Malaysia 2^nd paper. Sebabnya, banyak idea melimpah ruah. Tapi masa selalu je dah timing tao! Hasilnya – ilek!


Conclusion – Bad bad bad bad me! Get ready for you first resit ye Cik Halimah?!

bosan ke blogwalking?

Ok, aku main belasah je tajuk entri aku kali ni. Sebab I've no specific topic to talk about actually. Jadi apa yg mindaku terpikir masa aku type, nilah yang akan terkeluar sebagai entri aku kali ni. Entah kenapa, rasa macam hari ni kurang menaip lah aku ni! Official quotation satu pon tarak kuar. Aku kerja ke kerja dah kerjakan aku?

So, in the end (maksudnya, end of the daylah, bab now already 7.00pm dah abis working hour, rasa cam my rider lambat datang so I think sempatlah beranak 1 entri ari ni. Rider eh, bukan driver coz kan ari tu eksiden? Ingat tak murid2?)

Ok, ulang balik arr as in bracket tadi panjang berjela, jelak pulak menengoknya:-

So, in the end, I think I better give myself some kinda satisfaction by rambling about absolutely nothing here, and proving that I can actually type fast2 you know!

So, nak cerita apa ni?

Eh, apa cerita subject kat atas tu? Boleh jadikan topic nihh *poyo*

Jawapannya, taklah. Tak bosan pon. Best, sebab macam2 ideology dibentangkan oleh numerous number of talented bloggers. Mission accomplished! Finished!

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Haih, I want to write in English lah. Besides that I look silly sound silly when I type in Malay (poyo the 2nd time), I also type faster when the words are actually in English compared to in Malay, this time it's a fact, bro! Betul, tak tipu! So, the language problem is solved, but the main problem is still .... - what to ramble about?? 

Ok, let's talk about ambition in general. Like, cita2 gituh. Ok, in terms of writing, actually I want to write entries that are full of facts. Oh sungguh murni niatku. Serious! But, dari mana datangnya idea murni ni, some may ask. It was when I got myself used to lots of researches for my assignments; it has hit me that I need to set up a personal space to ramble around; write but write it right - with facts! Cos every single facts in the assignment kan kena ada references, or else we'll be punished for plagiat (sengaja taknak cakap plagiarism kat sini). Tapi, apa jadi dengan cita2 murni itu? Jawapannya - kelaut! Sorry for those who have been following my blog (tak ramai pun, I know). Memang blog saya blog sengal, sedar diri saya ni. But, I strongly believe, sooner or later this page will be one of the medium for people to share their thoughts about some serious issues, be it politics, religions, races, or whatever that we think seriously. Wah, cita2 lagi! I'm just being positive, if I may...Sopan, mintak izin gituh...

What's more to talk about regarding my ambitions? 

Besides the writing part, I actually am feeling a bit despair (ok, seriously this word came out of nowhere)

Ulangan...

Besides the writing part, I actually am feeling a bit despair comparing my life with the lives of my friends back in high school. To be frank, I helplessly might consider myself as one of the smartest pupils in class. The relevance is simple - with less time studying, with lots of play-play, I could still score. Just imagine if I chose to work really hard, I bet I am now in London menghabiskan beras kerajaan yang mensponsoring me study over there! Ok, tak real sungguh! But, serious, I was smart, but lazy. I was kinda nerd, but slow. I was goody2 but maybe tak ikhlas kowtt? This is the real fact as far as I know. Proof is; my fellow classmates thought I was among the 7 or 8 students who got straight As in PMR. Because masa ambik result tu, 6 and 7 straight As students tu dah revealedalready. So, left another one more student lah, and they all thought it was me. See the high expectation? Then, came SPM, my Add Maths teacher thought I was among the A1 scorers for the subject. Because being the smartest Malay student for that subject memang tak salahlah Cikgu Sabariah berfikiran sebegitu kan? But, turned out I got A2, dan budak yang tak disangka2 dapat A1, lelaki Malay lak tu, tercabar saya!!!! Then, considering that I used to be an SIGS chick masa form 1 dulu, suppose made me have some kinda high class attitude and oh-what-so-ever stuff that was supposed mean, I supposed to have some kinda guaranteed successful life just like almost all ex-SIGSes that I've known. Ok, this is irrelevant fact. Moving on.. Just imagine, during high school, I was among those students who listened to Hitz.fm, who never missed a single issue of Galaxie magazine, who listened to Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, Spice Girls, All Saints and not forgetting boybands such as BSB, N'Sync, Westlife (I know, lame!) And oh ter-forgot, Too Phat. So normally, this kind of people don’t you think, talk English very the very good? At least can understand people talk English la. So, when go for interview, sure goreng speaking abis lah kan? Then, got hired for higher post la ---something like that. Ni tak. I still ditakuk lama. Sama je macam those kerani cabuk once I pernah kenal dulu. Bukan nak downgrade or hina mereka, but isn’t it seemed unfair that I am similar to them in that sense? Ok, I know, I know, the music we listen to has got nothing to do with our luck in life! I know, betol!! But seriously, let’s say when I’m in the office, my lips are mumbling around (mumbling around???) nyanyi2 lagu2 mat salleh yang most of my colleagues dunno the lyrics of, kengkadang buat diri ini malu (read : malu, bukan bangga!). The point is, my lifestyle is different from them. But, I have to be with them as I unable to see there is any way for me not to be like or with them. Ok, fakta banyak tak relevan, I know!!

The fact is, it was entirely my fault. I do not have the skill to living a life. At school, kita boleh become somebody else. Take me for example. Dulu when I was in SIGS, people thought that I ni anak load (or at least some of them did). While in reality actually , paham2 jelah kan?  So, sama jugak masa me at high school dulu, people thought I ni smart, but in life, I smartass! In life, I've made bunch of big mistakes, wrong decisions, wrong turns and so on. So, here I am, way behind all of them, as proud as a peacock!

Nuff said!

Oklah, I tipu, entry ni disambung setelah I reached home just now. So, technically I didn’t just type blindly to produce this entry, I have just sweet and ample time to check and recheck, edit and re-edit. Sorry guys! I think that’s all for my cita2, later I cita benda lain pulak.

4D, TOTO, NOMBOR EKOR <- haram, tapi~~~~

hmm.. first of all, sorry pada diri sendiri sebab dah lama tak post any new updates.

hmm.. (lagik??) tadi i pergi rumah my mak ngah for just one reason, nak menjenguk my anak saudara (they said anak kepada sepupu is called anak saudara, so, she (Akila) I supposed; is my anak saudara, and as creepy as it sounds; I've got many anak saudara already, and it's actually creeps me out!!)

Ok, I dah lari topik. Let me start this all over again,,

Hmm.. (get over it!) tadi i pergi rumah my mak ngah for just one reason, nak menjenguk my anak saudara. Then, turned out mereka ke Kota Tinggi. So cuma ada Mak Ngah and Pak Ngah and Sharil. Got nothing to do for me except for mengunyah 'jempang-jemput' jagung (which was really good, by the way); so I pun selak menyelaklah Metro Ahad yang ada di meja itu.

As usual, Harian Metro and Metro Ahad - nilai komersil mereka (betul x spelling commercial nih??) ialah cerita2 18sx. But, that's not what I'm going to talk about here. Masalahnya, selak punya selak, sampailah I ke section sukan (which usually I just stopped there and called it a day, already). Selak dan selak lagi, there it goes.. DUA PAGE PENUH - full of results of 4D, promotion SMS to register 4D and apa2 yang sangat2 sewaktu dengannya.

I mean, if I'm not mistaken, tak ramai golongan bukan Islam baca HM or MA. Ok, I'm trying not to be skeptical here. Let's say lah, orang dekat Sabah and Sarawak, yang mungkin boleh dikatakan 'nampak macam melayu, tapi agama tidak semestinya Islam" - merekakah yang mendominasi menjadi pembaca utama HM dan MA??

Well, actually, skeptical or not, rasanya it is already obviously obvious yang pembaca HM and MA majoritinya adalah ---- ok, don't be judgmental, here are the facts:

Wikipedia said (about Metro Ahad)

Harian Metro merupakan sebuah akhbar bahasa Melayu terbitan Kumpulan NSTP.

Metro Ahad merupakan akhbar yang kedua tertinggi pembacanya di Malaysia. Jumlah edarannya ialah sebanyak 263,649 naskhah sehari (berdasarkan kepada data yang dikeluarkan oleh Audit Bereau Circulation atau ringkasnya ABC, bagi tempoh 1 Julai 2005 - 30 Jun 2006) dan dibaca oleh seramai 2,375,000 pembaca sehari (berdasarkan data yang dikeluarkan oleh Media Atlas Malaysia bagi tempoh suku ke-3 bagi 2005 hingga suku ke-3 bagi 2006). Ia merupakan edisi hari Ahad bagi akhbar Harian Metro.

Wiki cakap lagi:

Urutan Berdasarkan Jumlah Pembaca

Kedudukan	Nama Akhbar	Bahasa	Jumlah Edaran Sehari	Jumlah Pembaca
1	Mingguan Malaysia	Bahasa Melayu	483,240	2,488,000
2	Metro Ahad	Bahasa Melayu	263,649	2,375,000
3	Berita Minggu	Bahasa Melayu	333,334	2,329,000
4	Harian Metro	Bahasa Melayu	249,575	2,077,000
5	Berita Harian	Bahasa Melayu	203,704	1,960,000
6	Utusan Malaysia	Bahasa Melayu	213,445	1,643,000
7	Sunday Star	Bahasa Inggeris	230,964	1,491,000
8	The Star	Bahasa Inggeris	310,008	1,456,000
9	Sin Chew Jit Poh	Bahasa Mandarin	346,895	1,238,000
10	China Press	Bahasa Mandarin	227,270	778,000

MalaysiaKini said:

Tabloid Melayu kian popular, harian merosot

Dalam segmen akhbar mingguan pula, edaran Kosmo Ahad mencatat kenaikan tertinggi sebanyak 8 peratus kepada 130,375 naskhah tahun lalu, diikuti Metro Ahad dengan purata edaran sebanyak 386,795 naskhah tahun ini - meningkat 6 peratus.

"Ia menunjukkan pembaca Melayu membeli lebih banyak akhbar disebabkan pengangguran (untuk cari kerja) dan mengurangkan perbelanjaan untuk kandungan hiburan," katanya.

Sorry, I got limited time to search for the survey results yang directly points to percentage of pembaca mengikut agama atau bangsa. But, according to both facts above, it’s quite obvious kot, pembaca HM and MA is mostly Malay yang beragama Islam…

So, let’s assume that MY judgment is correct, so, what’s up with the results of 4D in their prints?? Ok, me being skeptical yet again saying that rasanya dia keluarkan result toto, nombor ekor tu on daily basis kot??

Yang jelasnya, kerja Marketing di HM and MA ni senang bangatt nihh – Put front page tu tajuk2 yang mem’beransang’kan, segmen tanya some ustaz or ustazah (well, sounds like lean to isu agama lah, but turns out isu KELAUT!!) then, cerita gosip2 artis2 melayu yang I’m not sure for what reason selalunya cerita tu are missing something – the name of the artist!! And of course, menyediakan result toto so that penjudi2 ni tak payah membeli daripada mereka yang menjual result2 tu di tepi jalan yang berharga 20sen kot…Voila!! Ramailah makcik pakcik, malah budak2 sekolah aged 12 to 17 pergi ke kedai dan membeli bahan2 berunsur lucah dan haram ni (bukan senang nak dapatkan maklumat sebegitu secara senang dan mudah; dan MURAH! Ya.. internet ada.. tapi, cara olskool ok what??!!)

So, inilah luahan hati I yang actually dah lama terpendam. Especially isu2 lucah yang disediakan. Tapi malas nak ulas lebih lanjut tentang itu kerana mungkin atas dasar, SAYA BUKAN PEMBACA SETIA MEREKA!!

Acknowledgement to www.pagi.com for the news extracted from MalaysiaKini, sebab I don’t actually subscribe to MalaysiaKini, FYI because..

I got better things to do, which is pergi Econsave hari2 just to grab a free copy of The Sun, SETTLED!!

Owh, one more thing – me – pembaca setia The Sun, and once in a while adalah juga baca The Star and NST – I admit those prints are in English, bukan nak berlagak tapi it is as per advised by my tutor as one of the way for us to improve our English.

And, though I admit dekat dalam paper2 tu memang ada banyak iklan minuman keras, tapi, it seems quite ok and better than HM and MA ada iklan pasal TOTO!!

~~Me, skeptical as usual

Disclaimer: Posting ini bukannya nak mempromosi paper yang ini over yang itu. It’s just that sangatlah baik jika paper itu improve the contains of their papers so that pembaca di Malaysia ini adalah pembaca – dan pembaca bacaan yang bermanfaat, itu saja, and I’m not trying to be a racist here, it’s just that the issue is about halal haram and most Malays are Muslims, tu je~~