Random Mumbling jerr

Random Food For Thought :  Tau tak bahasa rasmi negara Singapura ialah Bahasa Melayu. Tapi korang tau kan most Malays kat Singapore pun cakap Melayu tunggang langgang. The thing is kalau Bahasa Melayu adalah bahasa rasmi diorang, kenapa in ch5 (channel Singapore bagi korang yang 'wo pu che tao'), ada iklan berbahasa Mandarin (without subtitle some more), sedangkan bila ada thriller rancangan2 ch. Suria (channel Singapore gakx) voice-over dia cakap Inggelishey aje? Kenapa? Kenapa rancangan2 kat ch5 tu only recently je some of them ada subtitle Malay, while sebelum ni, hanya Mandarin subtitle aje yang ditalanya?

Fikir2kanlah

***Halima ni warga Malaysia ke Singapura??***

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Trust me folks when I say  this - It has been a long long longgg time ago (I mean last week -_-) that I want to put something in this little page, some entries probably. But due to some hesitation and a lot of procrastination, the rest is better left unsaid. Nuff.

Random ye topic kita hari ni. Why? Because me sitting here in the office basically doing everything except working. Yah, few quotations managed to get out, but really... few?? So, since I'm technically jobless let me put some updates here so that I look pretty (*pause*) damn busy right now. 

Oh ya, this Chinese New Year, the management is so generous giving us angpao. Not in form of money, but in form of extra cuti. Well, too bad for our company our working day is 5 1/2 days (alternate Saturday off). So, being the only Malay in Marketing team, of course this coming Saturday I were supposed to be left alone in the office doing nothing but blogwalking and fesbuking. But, like I said the management is very generous and declared that the office is completely close for this Saturday. Meaning me cuti from Thursday till Sunday! 4 days in total! Great! Was that an angpao or what!!

Sound so bodekking, kan?

Ada typo error but I choose to ignore

Since it's going to be a longgg holiday, me and few of my friends namely Shaz, Tina, Ayu and long lost friend, Fida - we're going to meet up on the first day of CNY! Great, isn't it? Firstly, we thought of going outings together - we were planning to go to Kluang to UK Farm and some mandi manda in waterfalls or something; but the weather is not really on our side right now. Kluang sekarang tengah banjir, and if let's say we were to proceed with the plan, those places of interest will then not be that interesting anymore, kan. So, we changed our plan just now. We will be doing some indoor activities. I really really really crossing my fingers right now hoping that Karaoke is not part of it as me batuk2 right now! Yeah, the activities have not been finalized yet. but really my friends - no karaoke, please~~

Owh, another updates on me and my boyfriend. Me and him dah few weeks tak see each other. So sad kan? Well, not really that sad. I feel like single again, best! But, recent comment from Mama sparkled some 'kerinduan' towards him (read : some, SOME ONLY!) But, is it because I rindu the money he supposed to pay me up or what? Owh, it's complicated in here already! (-_-")

I guess that's all folks! Looking forward for the small gathering with my besties. And I shall repeat, no karaoke, ok?

Done!

Rumahku syurgaku

Aminkan dulu tok topik di atas ni - amiin~~

upps.. lama tak mengupdate blog kesayangan saya ni.

Adoi.. kengkadang bosan gak bila browse history entry2 kat sini... balik2 intro dia sama je “dah lama xupdate”, cuma lenggok bahasa mungkin berlainan cara. hmm -_-'

Okay, mari kita ke cerita sebenar ________ jom?

semalam saya dan kekasih saya (wah? bahasa!!).. ok, scratch that! start semula~~

semalam masa boyfriend saya ambil saya - situasi perbualan di dalam kereta:

Dia: Yang, loan rumah I dah approve *dengan muka selamba*

Saya: Ye ke? *muka biasa2 – ala, muka balik keje~~*

Dia: Jom kita pi tengok?? *muka masih tiada reaksi yang menarik untuk digambarkan*

Saya: hmm.. ok gak, bestnya *cakap je best, tapi reaksi masih sama seperti tadi tuh*

(sound effect: bunyi cengkerik)

//perbualan seterusnya tidak perlu disiarkan di sini ya, tuan puan//

Pokoknya gini, selang beberapa minit, barulah excitement datang, I mean – saya baru teruja; excited! Hmm.. untuk berita2 sebegitu, pelik jugak bila respon saya agak 20km/j seperti itu -_-

Setelah meronda2.. jap! Situasi meronda-ronda seperti ini jarang berlaku kerana setahu saya dan untuk pengetahuan anda, boyfriend saya ni seperti GPS saya, suma jalan kat Johor ni dia tau. Be it jalan short ke, jalan long ke, semua dia tahu..

Ulang suara~~

Setelah meronda2 mencari alamat yang diberi, boyfriend saya decide to call agent rumah tu. Setelah diberi panduan dan.. -_-' setelah diberi panduan, kami pun ke tempat yang bakal kami tinggali / duduki / diami (uwekkksss.. suma perkataan tu tidak menggambarkan perbuatan sebenar, kan??)

Reaksi? Mestilah gembira… bangga… seronok… bahagia…

Yang menambah Pak-Ji-Nek-Moto kepada kadar kegembiraan saya ialah (jeng jeng jeng) alamatnya!!

As follows:

No. X, Jalan A*****a X,

Taman Rinting, 81750 Masai, Johor

Maaf ya tuan2, puan2. Nggak bisa disclose lebih2, takut Court Mammoth kejar (sound effect: bunyi siulan)

Apa bestnya alamat tersebut??

Alasan 1: X = X (basuh sikit ilmu hisab anda ya) Maksudnya, No. rumah sama dengan No. jalannya, bestkan? Akan jadi nombor kegemaran saya selepas ini!!

Alasan 2: A****** tu perkataannya memang boleh blah (opposite kepada tak boleh blah la). Maksudnya, takde lah nama jalannya pelik2 seperti ada satu nama kat Tmn Dahlia – Jalan Semerbak. Nama tu xburuk, tapi for me, tak best.

Alasan 3: Tiada lagi point for liking the alamat. Cuma secara dasarnya (basically) suka sangat dengan tempatnya – dekat ngan kedai, dekat ngan sekolah (untuk bakal anak2 ----- amiin~~), dan rumahnya ada pagar!! Yeay!!

(...rumah ada pagar pun jakun @_@...)

Dah abis baca? Sat sat!! xperasan ke, boyfriend saya apply loan dulu, sebelum melihat keadaan sebenar rumah tersebut… perasan tak??

Tidak? -____- Ok, never mind (sound effect: bunyi cengkerik)