ABC

Randomness and all of it!

On my way home, while driving, something came up on my mind, like, tingg *light bulb*

 And it was ABC!

A sounds like a, air, heir

B sounds like bee, be

C sounds like sea, see

D sounds like the (as in the end)

E N/A 

F may sound like elf?

G N/A

H sounds like hatch, or etch

I sounds like I, eye

J N/A

K N/A

M N/A

N sounds like end, and, an

O sounds a bit like or

P sounds like pea, pee

Q as in queue

R as in are

S sounds like as, ass

T as in tea, tee

U sounds like you

V N/A

W N/A

X as in axe, ex-

Y sounds like why

Z N/A

See (c), total randomness!